Me (Jacob D.) <over radio>: Hello, and good morning, Equestria, it's now 7 minutes past the hour of 5 AM in the big pony valley. Temperature is 65 and sunny, we'll have a high round 80 in the evening. And, also today, we've got a big wake up call request here at PONY-FM for a Pinkie Pie, resident of the downtown area. <activates sound board, loud alarm bell rings over radio> WAKE UP OR YOU'LL GET PIED BY TWILIGHT! <LOL> No, really. I'm looking on my Remote Viewer, and she's standing outside your door, waiting to pie you in the face. Anyway, we've got a big set of jazz music for everyone here throughout the day. Now, our first song, Blue Rondo A la Turk, here on PONY-FM, Equestria'a all-new jazz.